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Friday Humor Devotional

September 13, 2013
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Pardon me.  Could you tell me where to get a cuppa?

Pardon me. Could you tell me where to get a cuppa?

Dear Lord, please forgive my caffeine deprived British husband for his brief lapse in judgment when he pulled over and asked an overweight South Carolina Sheriff, “Excuse me, and don’t take this the wrong way, but would you happen to know where the nearest Dunkin Donuts is located. I’m in desperate need of coffee?” His reply, “Son, I didn’t know the GEICO lizard drank coffee.” Amen.

FHD note: This one is based on an actual event. I don’t think we’re allowed back to SC  anytime in the near future.

 

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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6 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    September 15, 2013 at 6:37 am

    I think Pete – 1 and overweight South Carolina Sheriff – 1 is a fair score for this encounter!

  2. Bill Y Ledden
    September 13, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    I would say the score after that encounter is Pete 1 – overweight South Carolina Sheriff 1!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      September 14, 2013 at 9:53 am

      Yes Bill and I’m terrified to go back for a tie-breaker!!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      September 16, 2013 at 11:25 am

      I’ll probably stand at a tie Bill as we are afraid to venture back to South Carolina!!

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    September 13, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    Although Brits and Americans speak the same language, there are times when the services of a guide would be prudent, to prevent culture clashes.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      September 16, 2013 at 11:26 am

      The fact that he does sound like the Geico lizard didn’t help either Kathy!



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