It’s well known that Paul’s Flying Squirrel Squadron strikes terror into the hearts of America’s enemies. As Colonel Boris Doctorov of Russia’s Intelligence Bureau said, “Paul’s Flying Squirrel Squadron Пугает пудинг из нас”* Indeed.
But wait! There’s more. Paul’s Flying Squirrel Squardron lends itself out to damsels in distress, bullied school boys, humiliated spreadsheeters, and all other victims of evil people and groups.
Contact them at their Facebook page, Paul’s Flying Squirrel Squadron and they’ll have a “chat” with your tormenter.
Best stay inside until the “chat” concludes.
* = Translated by culinary linguists as, “Scares the pudding out of us.”
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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As Pink Floyd say in their most famous song – “If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?”