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Cartoon: So what?

October 5, 2024 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Unleash the Hounds of Hell

September 14, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Although known as the serenest of men, my patience is not infinite. The enemy: the indoor fly. Indeed,   ­ – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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Be Very Afraid

October 20, 2014 Paul De Lancey

I got an internet ad enticing me to fly a plane, no experience necessary. Darn exciting offer,  yet I declined. I fear my piloting would end up as high-impact aerobics. Also, property values along my […]

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Honey or vinegar? A fly’s dilema

October 14, 2013October 14, 2013 Lisa Newlin

It might be true that you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but who wants flies?   Who did this study?   Why?   I’m not sure what person would want more flies, but […]

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Red-Eye Etiquette

August 29, 2011September 1, 2011 Wilma Jammer

So my husband took the red-eye flight recently from San Francisco to Philadelphia. He flies a lot for work, and probably three times a year, he takes a red-eye flight. But this last time he […]

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