Skip to content
03 Jun, 2026
Recent Humor
My Bossa Nova Years
FOX NEWS ALERT…
COVID: Now Even More Contagious Than Your Aunt Linda’s Gossip – And Just As Unavoidable
Search for Future Greeting Card Poets Goes Off Beaten Path
“My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!” – Spike Milligan…
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • fly

Tag: fly

Cartoon: So what?

October 5, 2024 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

Share this Post:
cartoons, Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, RelationshipsCarton, comics, fly, Mike Pence, news, parody, politics, satire, so what?

Unleash the Hounds of Hell

September 14, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Although known as the serenest of men, my patience is not infinite. The enemy: the indoor fly. Indeed,   ­ – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

Share this Post:
1 CommentLifestylebeneficial, bug zappers, die, electric, enemy, enemy agents, fly, fly zappers, hounds of hell, house, money, murders, pocalyptic, unleash, will be no object

Be Very Afraid

October 20, 2014 Paul De Lancey

I got an internet ad enticing me to fly a plane, no experience necessary. Darn exciting offer,  yet I declined. I fear my piloting would end up as high-impact aerobics. Also, property values along my […]

Share this Post:
Fictionaerobic, birdman, De Lancey, fly, flying, internet, intrepid, property values

Honey or vinegar? A fly’s dilema

October 14, 2013October 14, 2013 Lisa Newlin

It might be true that you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but who wants flies?   Who did this study?   Why?   I’m not sure what person would want more flies, but […]

Share this Post:
Everyday Life, Good Clean Funcliche, cliches, dinner, flies, fly, food, honey, vinegar

Red-Eye Etiquette

August 29, 2011September 1, 2011 Wilma Jammer

So my husband took the red-eye flight recently from San Francisco to Philadelphia. He flies a lot for work, and probably three times a year, he takes a red-eye flight. But this last time he […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Relationshipsairline, airplane, comedy, flight, fly, flying, fun, funny, funny stories, humor, love, marriage, men, red-eye, women

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Bill Spencer on “My father confused me.…
Bill Spencer on Thanks Don Don’s. She doesn’t…
Mark R Hunter on Our Luck With Dehumidifiers Ha…
Mark R Hunter on My Quest to Bring Karaoke to M…
Bill Spencer on Eloquently said, with the dign…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on And if you look real close, yo…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on And if you look real close, yo…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on The Weaponization Slush Fund…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Our Luck With Dehumidifiers Ha…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on The growth of circumcision…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Cartoon: We’re Gonna Need More Ketchup

Not Coming this Fall: Escape From Alligator Alcatraz

Not Coming this Fall: Why Does it Burn When I Pee, Charlie Brown?

Top Posts & Pages

  • DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
    DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
  • "My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!" - Spike Milligan…
    "My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!" - Spike Milligan…
  • My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
    My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
  • COVID: Now Even More Contagious Than Your Aunt Linda’s Gossip – And Just As Unavoidable
    COVID: Now Even More Contagious Than Your Aunt Linda’s Gossip – And Just As Unavoidable
  • What's Under Bill's Bed This Year?
    What's Under Bill's Bed This Year?
  • Don’t Worry – Artificial Intelligence Has Everything Under Control
    Don’t Worry – Artificial Intelligence Has Everything Under Control
  • FOX NEWS ALERT...
    FOX NEWS ALERT...
  • This is so true...
    This is so true...
  • Search for Future Greeting Card Poets Goes Off Beaten Path
    Search for Future Greeting Card Poets Goes Off Beaten Path
  • Cartoon: We’re Gonna Need More Ketchup
    Cartoon: We’re Gonna Need More Ketchup
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes