The Diary of Donald Trump – unedited edition?
Somehow, I got a hold of Donald Trump’s diary for the past week. It came in the mail via an anonymous source. So allow me to share: July 1, 2018 – oops, the jig is […]
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Surprised by a Diary
A recent fall nesting impulse found me mining beef stew recipes and sifting through an old Victorian secretary that sat in my living room. The secretary, chock-full of my mother’s personal correspondence, had stood undisturbed […]
Diary of a Dieter
October 10, 2015 I have just come from my friend D’s house, where she showed us the pictures she took of our trip to Oyster Bay in August. I saw myself as the camera sees […]
Diary of a Sick Person
Saturday Night Hmmm. I feel like I might be coming down with something, as in kind of yucky, if you know what I mean. I dare any sickness to invade my body! I laugh at […]
The Secret Fat Diary
I’m fat. I’m not pleasingly plump, womanly or plus sized. I’m fat. F-a-t. Fat. Period. Okay. I am big and beautiful. But that’s as far as I’ll go with the euphemisms. If it weren’t for […]
What the Tanners’ neighbors thought about that “Full House”
Who doesn’t love a good sitcom about 3 dudes living with 3 young girls? It’s such a relatable premise, which is probably why “Full House” was such a successful show. I used to love everything […]
Christmas and the Single Woman
The day after Thanksgiving: Black Friday! Eeeeeeek! I’m going to call in sick at work, feed the cat, then wrap myself in a blanket and pretend this day doesn’t exist. I will not leave the […]