Like areolar connective tissue, it was under my skin. Sleeping moments offered no solace and nighttime was nightmare time. Just as magnets confuse the mind of the many, I was one magnet short of a massively confused, magnetic storm. I was brought up to shut up and speak only when you found a creative way to mock Bon Jovi. I only wish the 3 backpackers were brought up to shut up, period:
It’s a scientific fact that the weight of a backpack on your shoulders and back causes loss of circulation to the brain. I know this is a scientific fact because I just made it up.
I just made up a flat-pack from IKEA or at least I thought I did!
And they say backpackers have no more imagination these days.
According to backpackers, backpackers have serious imagination!