Misheard Lyrics of the Beach Boys – 2
I used to believe in a lot of things. Then one by one, I discovered that these beliefs to be false. In their place was . . . nothing, leaving me with an ever blander […]
I used to believe in a lot of things. Then one by one, I discovered that these beliefs to be false. In their place was . . . nothing, leaving me with an ever blander […]
Who doesn’t like parties? Finally, you have an exuse to step out in style. Parties also have scrumptious food. The host usually owns the cutest cats and dogs. The other guests look magnificent in their […]
Life changes as we get older. Things that once thrilled you, now leave you unmoved. The panty raids of your frat-house days exist only in memory. You find yourself wanting a slower, more self-indulgent pursuit. […]
How many times has this happened to you? You’re at a lecture in college. You barely care about the subject, but you vow to endure the professor’s monotonic delivery. Will he ever stop? Many years […]
I’m not making up the following finspeak. I earned my doctorate in International Economics and yes, such utterances make my brain hurt and my teeth itch. We need a word for this gobbledigook. And now […]
How many thousands of times has this happened to you? You take a frozen package out of the freezer. You take the food out of the package. You then throw the packaging into the trash […]
Maurice Chevalier songs had big hits in America and in France. The debonaire Frenchman even made it big in Hollywood. He truly was a magnificent and popular singer of the 20th century. So it comes […]
How many times a day has this happened to you? An apple that was in your hands is now on the floor. Or milk that was all the way to the top of the glass […]