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Six Word Memoirs

May 24, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

The objective of  Six Word Memoirs is to generate a story or a special moment using  six word only.  Today my Six Word Memoirs was inspired by my husband Pete.  I was feeling down and needed a bit of tea and sympathy  – […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Words to Think Upondancing, happy, love, wedding music

The new TV programming schedule: What is going on here?

May 14, 2011May 15, 2011 Jason Escape

I was born in 1970. TV programming was in full swing, had found its rhythm and was as popular as ever. I remember watching my favorite primetime series in the late 70s and 80s. Each […]

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2 CommentsLifestyle, Words to Think Uponcomedy, escape, jason, writing

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May 9, 2011May 9, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I hear the word “miracle” quite a lot. I don’t think the word is ever used correctly. Here’s what the dictionary says that “miracle” means: “A surprising and welcome event that is not explicable by […]

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Tips For the Budding Humorist

April 23, 2011April 23, 2011 Mike Oberg

Tell me: Are bugs falling from your ceiling Or squirrels being chased around your house? Could you write a funny rant with feeling Or fantasize about a trailer house? Then you may be sitting on […]

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8 CommentsWords to Think Uponhumorist, irony, poetry

Do You Suffer From Paronomasia?

April 13, 2011April 13, 2011 Mike Oberg

I just learned that I suffer from paronomasia. Actually, I may cause more suffering than I experience myself, since this “disease” is the act of punning! I was raised in a liberal environment where punning […]

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7 CommentsWords to Think Uponhumor, puns, word play

What if God Just “Isn’t That Into You”?

April 12, 2011April 12, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I try to comprehend what must be the gap in complexity between man and God. Certainly the gap is huge, right? Surely more so than the gap between, say, human and amoeba. So I look […]

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Biblemania: The Garden of Eden

April 12, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Last night, I was watching one of those “religious history” shows on the Smithsonian Channel. The Garden of Eden of the bible was mentioned in an earlier portion of the show. If you haven’t read […]

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The Creation of Man

April 12, 2011April 12, 2011 Eric Hetvile

God: I am almost finished with my greatest creation! Jesus: I hope this goes better than the dinosaurs… God: This one I have created in my image! Jesus: I don’t know, this one doesn’t look […]

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