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Category: Words to Think Upon

The Role of Humor on Our Spiritual Journey

June 25, 2011 Mike Oberg

Spirituality helps us become a better person; humor allows people to put up with our work in progress. A well-conceived humorous article or joke can impart a spiritual truth in a manner that distracts our […]

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If I’ve Learned Anything…

June 22, 2011January 3, 2012 James Schlarmann

  This is an R-Rated Post: If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this life of mine it’s that you just can’t trust anyone named “Rimshot” to do your taxes. I’ve also learned that it’s […]

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3 CommentsWords to Think UponPhilosophies, Rimshot, Things I've Learned, Words of Wisdom

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

June 21, 2011 Joseph Boxer

Supposedly, 99% of Americans are literate, which is defined by the CIA (yes, that CIA) as “being able to read and write by age 15.” I think this is a little optimistic. In fact, using […]

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Ten Things I Will Never Understand About Women


June 18, 2011June 18, 2011 Joseph Boxer

  This is an R-rated post. I’ve been dating for twelve years. Before the elder statesmen chime in and say “Son, I’ve been dealing with women shit for forty-five years and I still don’t understand […]

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9 CommentsRelationships, Words to Think Upondating, humor, love, men, relationships, women

Dude, That is so Gay

June 17, 2011June 17, 2011 Joseph Boxer

A guy walks into a bathroom stall, he chooses the handicapped stall because I am standing at the lone urinal. This particular bathroom setup has always bothered me… two or more stalls and one urinal. […]

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The Price of Gas

June 15, 2011June 15, 2011 Joseph Boxer

The hardest part of a new relationship is the stress of wondering what she’ll do the first time I pass gas while we’re in bed together. It’s one thing to fart when I’m out with […]

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I Stood Stone-like at Midnight, Suspended in my Masquerade…

June 13, 2011 Joseph Boxer

When I was growing up, I wanted to be a musician… a singer in a rock and roll band. My friends wanted to be firemen, police officers, astronauts, professional athletes… something noble, athletes were nobler […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Words to Think Upon

Heaven’s Gate Part 2: The iCult

June 9, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

For those of you who don’t remember the Heaven’s Gate cult, let me refresh your memory. This was a group of religious fanatics led by a man named Marshall Applewhite, or more lovingly referred to […]

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4 CommentsTechnology, Words to Think Uponapple, hale-bop, heavens gate, spaceship, steve jobs, technology

An Open Letter to Men (Just Kiss the Girl)

June 9, 2011June 9, 2011 Joseph Boxer

I like to read magazines and newspapers, no mind paid to the format—print or electronic. One of my favorite segments to peruse involves readers writing in to editors or columnists… asking for sage-like advice on […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Relationships, Words to Think Upon

America’s New Favorite Pastime

June 7, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

For at least the past 100 years, baseball has been considered America’s Favorite Pastime, and given that there was no TV or Internet available for most of those 100 years, it makes some amount of […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Words to Think Uponamerica, americas favorite pastime, baseball, celebrities, gossip, humor, Lindsay Lohan, pasttimes, scandal

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