Life Suddenly Makes Sense
I have spent my life thinking that I’m different, unique, weird… utterly fucked up… and I am sure you would agree with, and resemble, that assertion. So much of that time was spent dwelling on […]
Category: Words to Think Upon
The Role of Humor on Our Spiritual Journey
Spirituality helps us become a better person; humor allows people to put up with our work in progress. A well-conceived humorous article or joke can impart a spiritual truth in a manner that distracts our […]
If I’ve Learned Anything…
This is an R-Rated Post: If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this life of mine it’s that you just can’t trust anyone named “Rimshot” to do your taxes. I’ve also learned that it’s […]
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words
Supposedly, 99% of Americans are literate, which is defined by the CIA (yes, that CIA) as “being able to read and write by age 15.” I think this is a little optimistic. In fact, using […]
Ten Things I Will Never Understand About Women
This is an R-rated post. I’ve been dating for twelve years. Before the elder statesmen chime in and say “Son, I’ve been dealing with women shit for forty-five years and I still don’t understand […]
Dude, That is so Gay
A guy walks into a bathroom stall, he chooses the handicapped stall because I am standing at the lone urinal. This particular bathroom setup has always bothered me… two or more stalls and one urinal. […]
The Price of Gas
The hardest part of a new relationship is the stress of wondering what she’ll do the first time I pass gas while we’re in bed together. It’s one thing to fart when I’m out with […]
I Stood Stone-like at Midnight, Suspended in my Masquerade…
When I was growing up, I wanted to be a musician… a singer in a rock and roll band. My friends wanted to be firemen, police officers, astronauts, professional athletes… something noble, athletes were nobler […]
Heaven’s Gate Part 2: The iCult
For those of you who don’t remember the Heaven’s Gate cult, let me refresh your memory. This was a group of religious fanatics led by a man named Marshall Applewhite, or more lovingly referred to […]
An Open Letter to Men (Just Kiss the Girl)
I like to read magazines and newspapers, no mind paid to the format—print or electronic. One of my favorite segments to peruse involves readers writing in to editors or columnists… asking for sage-like advice on […]