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Category: Words to Think Upon

How Can Soap Get Germs and Other Life Mysteries

August 31, 2011 Pattie Byrd

I see all these advertisements for the latest craze in our zeal to keep germs away from us — the personal automatic soap dispenser.  Not that these are new because I’ve seen them for years […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Words to Think Uponhousehold, kids, personal grooming

I Hate Humor

August 25, 2011August 25, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

I hate humor. This was the phrase that someone googled to get to HumorOutcasts.com.  Yes, someone from Milwaukee, Wisconsin is so embittered with life, that he or she felt the need to search that phrase. […]

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18 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Words to Think Uponanger, censorship, commentsc, conservatives, humor, HumorOutcasts.com, hypocrites, readers, writers

Mean People Got Nothing to Live For – Except Cash

August 17, 2011August 17, 2011 Kathy Hall

I was reluctantly driving to work this morning, with my trusty NPR station on and I hear it. The results of a 20-year study have just been released. Mean people make significantly more money than […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Words to Think Upon

Legal Burglars and the FBI — Another TV Show in the Making?

August 4, 2011September 2, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

You feel safe knowing that the police are hunting down criminals whose goals are to break into your home and wreak havoc while you are gone. But what happens if the criminals you fear are […]

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5 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Words to Think Uponbugs, burglars, criminals, dogs, FBI, humor, Tact Ops

Fungus is Not Just for People Anymore

July 27, 2011July 27, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

Fungus is not anyone’s friend – unless of course, it is in the form of a shiitake mushroom– but as a rule, fungus is not a positive thing.  Humans are always fighting fungal infections from […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Words to Think Uponbark beetle, environment, fungus, global warming, humor, migration, Rockies, whitebark Pine tree

When Fetishes Fail

July 12, 2011July 12, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

A woman in Ireland died after having sex with a German Shepherd. Yep, she was allergic to something in the shepherd and well, she croaked.  The guy who was with her in this little bestiality […]

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9 CommentsLifestyle, Relationships, Words to Think Uponanimals, dogs, humor, laws, pets, toys

I Hate Bleepin’ Censorship

July 9, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Recently, the Hallmark channel ran a Frasier marathon.  I love that show. It just never ceases to make me giggle. The same is true for the Golden Girls which also airs on the channel.  As […]

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33 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Words to Think Uponcensorship, family friendly, Frasier, Golden Girls, Hallmark, humor, parents, TV

Life Suddenly Makes Sense

July 6, 2011July 6, 2011 Joseph Boxer

I have spent my life thinking that I’m different, unique, weird… utterly fucked up… and I am sure you would agree with, and resemble, that assertion. So much of that time was spent dwelling on […]

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3 CommentsWords to Think Upongirlfriend, life

The Role of Humor on Our Spiritual Journey

June 25, 2011 Mike Oberg

Spirituality helps us become a better person; humor allows people to put up with our work in progress. A well-conceived humorous article or joke can impart a spiritual truth in a manner that distracts our […]

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4 CommentsWords to Think UponRole of humor

If I’ve Learned Anything…

June 22, 2011January 3, 2012 James Schlarmann

  This is an R-Rated Post: If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this life of mine it’s that you just can’t trust anyone named “Rimshot” to do your taxes. I’ve also learned that it’s […]

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3 CommentsWords to Think UponPhilosophies, Rimshot, Things I've Learned, Words of Wisdom

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