Who Should Never Run a Corporation
It has come to my attention that corporate bigwigs are ruining our country. I know you are shocked; this was a surprise to me too. I just always assumed that CEOs of major corporations were […]
Category: Words to Think Upon
Rush Limbaugh,Hurricane Irene and the Leftist Agenda
Just when you think this man can’t say anything more stupid: Rush Limbaugh said President Obama wanted Hurricane Irene to be a disaster so that he could push the leftist agenda. He said the media […]
How Can Soap Get Germs and Other Life Mysteries
I see all these advertisements for the latest craze in our zeal to keep germs away from us — the personal automatic soap dispenser. Not that these are new because I’ve seen them for years […]
I Hate Humor
I hate humor. This was the phrase that someone googled to get to HumorOutcasts.com. Yes, someone from Milwaukee, Wisconsin is so embittered with life, that he or she felt the need to search that phrase. […]
Mean People Got Nothing to Live For – Except Cash
I was reluctantly driving to work this morning, with my trusty NPR station on and I hear it. The results of a 20-year study have just been released. Mean people make significantly more money than […]
Legal Burglars and the FBI — Another TV Show in the Making?
You feel safe knowing that the police are hunting down criminals whose goals are to break into your home and wreak havoc while you are gone. But what happens if the criminals you fear are […]
Fungus is Not Just for People Anymore
Fungus is not anyone’s friend – unless of course, it is in the form of a shiitake mushroom– but as a rule, fungus is not a positive thing. Humans are always fighting fungal infections from […]
When Fetishes Fail
A woman in Ireland died after having sex with a German Shepherd. Yep, she was allergic to something in the shepherd and well, she croaked. The guy who was with her in this little bestiality […]
I Hate Bleepin’ Censorship
Recently, the Hallmark channel ran a Frasier marathon. I love that show. It just never ceases to make me giggle. The same is true for the Golden Girls which also airs on the channel. As […]
Life Suddenly Makes Sense
I have spent my life thinking that I’m different, unique, weird… utterly fucked up… and I am sure you would agree with, and resemble, that assertion. So much of that time was spent dwelling on […]