Author: Kara
Family Guy/American Dad/ Producer/Citizen of the World. My opinions are my own, and do not NECESSARILY reflect Fox's positions or opinions.
“Let’s Be Careful Out There”
It’s time for for the polar ice caps to start melting and for glorious Northwest Passages to open up again everywhere, and for fracking and extracting and for all things industrial to bloom like tulips in Springtime. I just […]
Programming Mitt Romney
Assembled in Guangdong province by a team of wage slave nanotechnologists and engineers and sent via shipping container from the port of Shenzhen to GOP headquarters, Mitt Romney is keeping his programmers busy! Apparently, everything Mitt does […]
Virginia is for Lovers of Jello-O and Armed Insurrections
FROM THE FILES OF: Greene County, Virginia, GOP division. March newsletter article: “Rallying Against the Living Wage,” or this one: “Is Barack Hussein Obama America’s Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President?” And this very important article: “Political […]
Is Not Getting Sick While Not Having Insurance the New Teen Abstinence Pledge?
From the “Party of Personal Responsibility’ we bring you Ms Mary Brown, 56, from the great state of Florida. Mary here, who owned and operated a two-employee auto-repair shop in Panama City, Fla., is the […]
The Real Newt Gingrich?
*********************************note from Admin********************************* Welcome to the newest feature of HumorOutcasts.com – our guest blogger post. To start it off, we have the multi-talented Kara Vallow who gets extra points for being a die-hard Phillies fan. […]