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Jackie Pick is a former teacher who only recently embraced her true calling as a word monkey. She is a contributing author to both Multiples Illuminated anthologies, as well as Here in the Middle and So Glad They Told Me: Women Get Real About Motherhood and the Audie-nominated Nevertheless We Persisted. Her writing has appeared in the literary magazines The Sun and Selfish, as well as various online sites including Mamalode, The HerStories Project, and Scary Mommy. She is also co-writer and executive producer of the award-winning short film Fixed Up and a proud member of the 2017 Chicago cast of Listen To Your Mother. A graduate of the University of Chicago and Northwestern, Jackie lives in the Chicago area with her husband and her three children. You can follow Jackie on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, where she mostly just apologizes for not updating her blog.

Spot the Fake — NRA Edition

April 26, 2019 Jackie Pick

The NRA 2019 Annual Meetings and Exhibits is being held this weekend in Indianapolis. Can you spot the fakes hidden among actual lectures and seminars listed on the NRA Annual Meetings website? 22nd Annual National […]

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A Very Martha Stewart Seder

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 Jackie Pick

Shalom. I’m Martha Stewart, lifestyle expert and successful human woman. Spring is here, which means it’s time for one of my favorite religious gatherings, the Seder. The Seder is a traditional meal served during the […]

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Reboots In Development for 2019-2020

February 7, 2019February 7, 2019 Jackie Pick

In an effort to reach the key demographic of self-described ignored viewers, networks continue to flood the airways with retoolings of old television shows. These are in development for the 2019-2020 season: FATHER BE BEST […]

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Need a Vaguely Inappropriate Name for Your Body Piercing Shop?

June 21, 2018 Jackie Pick

My working knowledge of body piercings is limited to my earlobes (one piercing each), having a decent phlebotomist in my healthcare provider network, and one perfectly lovely conversation at the check-out line at my local craft […]

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Selfie Prayer

June 6, 2018June 6, 2018 Jackie Pick

O most Glorious Camera Phone, Faithful Servant of iGadgetry and our Very Right Instagram Grant me good angles, Favorable lighting, And composition that doesn’t cause loved ones suffering as they wonder if I’ve been on a […]

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