Corona Shuffle
Who isn’t trying to take the high road these days? I think most of us are, just by getting out of bed. The fact that I live with someone is a very good thing. I […]
Tag: balls
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, give me the self-control to contain my laughter. While my 5-year-old son and husband were watching a baseball game my husband hollered, “Aw come on, three fly balls!” My son calmly said, “Daddy, […]
Mostly Helpful Cooking Tips #3
People often ask me, “Paul, what is the secret to culinary happiness?” Here are four more tips. 1) Guys, do not scratch your balls immediately after removing seeds from an habanero pepper. Watch your hands […]
For the record David, I think this is nuts.
For the record David, I think this is nuts but I had a look at the eBay T&C’s for Prohibited and Restricted Items and found this: We don’t allow humans, the human body, or any […]
Chocolate Fondue and War
Swiss Dessert CHOCOLATE FONDUE INGREDIENTS 3.5 ounces TobleroneTM Swiss milk chocolate 6 ounces semisweet chocolate chips 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 cup butter 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 4 ounces pound cake (See above recipe.) 6 ounces […]
Unicorn Bites 5/26/14
“He probably didn’t mean anything by that remark. You should spend the next six hours over-analyzing it.”–estrogen — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 26, 2014 It’s weird how when a woman says, “What are you thinking?” […]
Play Balls!
Are you thinking about being a stay home Dad? Do you want to tend to your child in the same way your child’s mother does? ( I would have said wife here, but it could […]
The balls of men
Stand with me brothers. Stand with Bill Y and applaud loud and long. Sometimes we don’t know how good we have it. The next time you think the world is playing some kind of life-long […]
Chef’s Surprise
A chef, who describes himself as an asexual, voluntarily had his penis, testicles and scrotum surgically removed and then served his former genitals to guests at a special banquet. Believe it or not, the diners not […]
Dancing with the Boys
The other day I caught the end of a commercial advertizing Duluth Ballroom Jeans. I said to my husband, “It’s so typical of a dude! I get dressed to the nines and he throws on […]