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Friday Humor Devotional

May 15, 2015
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, give me the self-control to contain my laughter.  While my 5-year-old son and husband were watching a baseball game my husband hollered, “Aw come on, three fly balls!”  My son calmly said, “Daddy,…

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Mostly Helpful Cooking Tips #3

January 19, 2015
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Mostly Helpful Cooking Tips #3

 People often ask me, “Paul, what is the secret to culinary happiness?” Here are four more tips. 1) Guys, do not scratch your balls immediately after removing seeds from an habanero pepper. Watch your hands…

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For the record David, I think this is nuts.

For the record David, I think this is nuts.

For the record David, I think this is nuts but I had a look at the eBay T&C’s for Prohibited and Restricted Items and found this: We don’t allow humans, the human body, or any…

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Chocolate Fondue and War

June 21, 2014
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Chocolate Fondue and War

Swiss Dessert CHOCOLATE FONDUE INGREDIENTS 3.5 ounces TobleroneTM Swiss milk chocolate 6 ounces semisweet chocolate chips 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 cup butter 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 4 ounces pound cake (See above recipe.) 6 ounces…

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Unicorn Bites 5/26/14

May 26, 2014
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“He probably didn’t mean anything by that remark. You should spend the next six hours over-analyzing it.”–estrogen — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 26, 2014 It’s weird how when a woman says, “What are you thinking?”…

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Play Balls!

September 10, 2013
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Are you thinking about being a stay home Dad? Do you want to tend to your child in the same way your  child’s mother does? ( I would have said wife here, but it could…

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The balls of men

The balls of men

Stand with me brothers. Stand with Bill Y and applaud loud and long. Sometimes we don’t know how good we have it. The next time you think the world is playing some kind of life-long…

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Chef’s Surprise

May 26, 2012
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A chef, who describes himself as an asexual, voluntarily had his penis, testicles and scrotum surgically removed and then served his former genitals to guests at a special banquet.  Believe it or not, the diners not…

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Dancing with the Boys

December 2, 2011
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Dancing with the Boys

The other day I caught the end of a commercial advertizing Duluth Ballroom Jeans.  I said to my husband, “It’s so typical of a dude! I get dressed to the nines and he throws on…

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Every Dog Deserves a Ball…Or Two

April 19, 2011
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Every Dog Deserves a Ball…Or Two

I will admit that my dogs are spoiled. I have a family room filled with their toys. We have birthday parties for them; they eat sirloin steak from time to time; and their lives, in…

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