I wouldn’t be the most technically minded of the dudes. I can make a sandwich or convert a garage into a house but when it comes to fixing things like taxes, flip-flops or car stuff, I’m about as useful as Anne Frank’s drum kit. If I was to tell you that I met my idols Chewbacca and Boba Fett and told them in no uncertain terms that George Lucas needs to pay for the Star Wars prequels, you would probably look at me in the same scornful way that you look at Jar Jar Binks. That’s why one of those camera things on one of those cell phone things is going to convince you that Bill Y words the truth:
Maybe they’re both looking for Han Solo under that hood.
Now they were talking to each other for quite a while but I couldn’t understand a word they were saying.
I never thought I’d say this, but, Bill, I think you have now outdone yourself.
Of course, you will now have yourself to live up to for the rest of your life. It’s the curse of celebrity.
I don’t know, I think I can sink even lower that this. One day I will share the story of Bill Y and the talking rabbits. Urrgh, even thinking about it sends shivers right through me.
I think that the most effective simile I have ever run across is now “as useful as Anne Frank’s drum kit”. That really says it all! So funny!
Wow, Bill Y is rarely effective at anything so that’s a +1 for me!