The Sort of Official HumorOutcasts Holiday Card Written by Our Office Staff



It’s time for the 2nd Annual Holiday Card. This is our way of saying thank you to all our writers and readers.  We appreciate so much the time you spend with us each day!  This year, we thought we would make it a little interactive by forcing you into a sing-a-long.  Anyway, as many of you know Frankie  and LuLu (who wrote this song; hence, the sarcastic tone)  are our main support staff, and by the way, they do get full benefits.  They have no co-pay at the vet, and they enjoy wellness bonuses in the form of treats and Burger King for daily walks, chasing critters from the yard, etc. 

We wish all of you a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy Kwanza, Merry Mayan Calendar Day etc.  Whatever you celebrate with your family and friends, enjoy yourself and keep all those you love close to your heart for in this world where we are bombarded by things, it is the heart that matters most.  SOOOOO….

Sing to the tune of Let it Snow


The weather outside is frightful

And that piece of steak on your plate — delightful

And as long as you love me so…

Fill my bowl! fill my bowl! fill my bowl!


My stomach is slowly churning

From Day to Night it’s turning

In my stocking I might get coal

But for now fill my bowl! fill my bowl!


When we’re ready to say goodnight

 I hate having to piddle in the storm

But if you let me “go” inside

I promise to keep your bed nice and warm


The fire is slowly dying

On your bed, I’ll soon be lying

Dreaming about that steak in my bowl

And you out piddling in the cold!

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15 thoughts on “The Sort of Official HumorOutcasts Holiday Card Written by Our Office Staff”

  1. Awwwwww!! Cute doggies, posing so patiently! They look so huggable! Merry Christmas to all of you, human and doggie alike!

  2. Congratulations Frankie and LuLu for another outstanding holiday song!! Oh and thank you for letting Donna share your spotlight! Merry Christmas Donna and Ed!! Thank you both for all you do to make HumorOutcasts the best humor site ever!

  3. Such talented puppies! Merry Christmas to you all, it’s been a better year for knowing you!

  4. I’m only a few states away. One of those days I’m coming to Philly so I can meet those adorable dogs! Have a great holiday, and thanks for all the things you do for us.

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