Unicorn Bites 10/24/13
Wife: *glares* "Do you think you’re funny?" Me: "Yes." W: M: W: Me: "I mean no." W: M: "How many guesses do I get?" — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 24, 2013 “Daddy, why […]
Wife: *glares* "Do you think you’re funny?" Me: "Yes." W: M: W: Me: "I mean no." W: M: "How many guesses do I get?" — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 24, 2013 “Daddy, why […]
A 99-year-old Italian man is seeking a divorce from his 96-year-old wife because he uncovered an affair she had in the 1940’s. The couple has been together for 77 years. Once the divorce is finalized, […]
People always ask me, “What’s it like to be a writer?” My usual response is sore fingers, bad eye strain and an occasional bout of writer’s block. However, my passion is stories about everyday life […]