I didn’t say I want “presents.” I said I want “peasants.” I’m looking to start a feudal state, not use a gift card. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 29, 2013 Nice try, spam […]
Dear Spammers: Thank you for making my day. Your offers of local sluts, Viagra and male enhancement devices give me more than my share of daily laughs. Keep them coming! Laughter is very healing. By […]
“I like SPAM.” – the only thing that’s never been tweeted before.
Every once in a while, I’ll wake up to find that the popularity of my blog posts have increased, and I have an inbox full of comments. It’s those mornings that are the brightest for […]
Are you a government overthrower who is sick and tired of the slow Internet? Do you try to get word to your fellow revolutionaries only to be hit by pop-up ads and spam in your […]
One of the downsides to operating a writing website is screening the comments that readers post. I will admit that in the past I was have been critical of “cheerleading” sites where readers just tell […]