Mumu Stew and the Threat to You
Papua New Guinean Entree MUMU INGREDIENTS 8 ounces carrots or 2 medium 8 ounces sweet potatoes or 1 large 8 ounces banana or 1½ medium 8 ounces papaya or ½ medium 12 ounces pork 6 […]
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Doctor Economics – What We Should Do With Spammers
What is the most annoying aspect of our lives? It is, of course, spam on our computers. Spam is broken down into three basic types: ViagraTM, ways to lengthen your penis, and offers to inherit […]
SPAM Sandwich
Today we have a guest writer. I am trying to open up HO to writers who have helped us out in the past and this talented woman, Beth Rubin, is one of them. I am […]
Hawaiian Salad and Mongoose in Bikinis
Hawaiian Entree HAWAIIAN SALAD INGREDIENTS 6 eggs 1 chicken breast 1 12 ounce can SPAMTM 1/4 head lettuce 1 tablespoon brown sugar 1 cup pineapple juice* ½ cup cheddar cheese 1 cup mayonnaise 1 cup […]
Unicorn Bites 8/29/13
I didn’t say I want “presents.” I said I want “peasants.” I’m looking to start a feudal state, not use a gift card. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 29, 2013 Nice try, spam […]
I Think They Have Me Mixed Up With Someone Else!
Dear Spammers: Thank you for making my day. Your offers of local sluts, Viagra and male enhancement devices give me more than my share of daily laughs. Keep them coming! Laughter is very healing. By […]
Open Response to Comments
Every once in a while, I’ll wake up to find that the popularity of my blog posts have increased, and I have an inbox full of comments. It’s those mornings that are the brightest for […]
Looking for a Few Good Revolutionaries? Try the New Secret Internet
Are you a government overthrower who is sick and tired of the slow Internet? Do you try to get word to your fellow revolutionaries only to be hit by pop-up ads and spam in your […]