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Tag: Nike
Sticking it to Nike
Nike is going to release a prototype of its long awaited product, self-tying shoes. According to athletic shoe experts, self-tying shoes will debut at trade shows this year but will not be available for sale […]
A Short Course in Companion Goat Shopping
This week Madam suggested that I might enjoy the companionship of a goat. Not just any goat, but maybe a Nigerian Dwarf goat or a Spanish goat. Apparently she’s on a goat affirmative action kick. […]
Year ‘Round Spirit?
Traditionally, right around now, many people ask, “Why can’t we have this kind of spirit all year long?” My answer to that is, “We do, and soon we’ll have even more of it.” […]