Nike is going to release a prototype of its long awaited product, self-tying shoes. According to athletic shoe experts, self-tying shoes will debut at trade shows this year but will not be available for sale in the near future, and when they are released, consumers can probably expect to pay a premium price for this innovative feature. In other news, The Velcro industry has issued its own statement which simply read, “Hello?…big deal.”
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How cool is it that there we have athletic shoe experts in the world?
Geez, this certainly cuts down the need for a college degree.
The perfect gift for the man with the Homer Simpson toilet recliner with built in refrigerator………
Self-tying shoes? This I gotta see. I don’t remember the MMcFly shoes but now i have to look them up!
I have always had self-tying shoes. I call them loafers
Egads! What’s next? If they come up with self-wiping toilet paper, I’m moving to a parallel universte.
Are they working on self-wiping TP, oh Comic Chef? How do you research these things?
Didn’t this same process debut in the original “Back to the Future” movie? And do we really need one more thing to speed up our getting-ready process? Does it require batteries or a remote control? Sorry I couldn’t make it into work today – I lost the remote for my shoes.
Yes, it is based on the Marty McFly sneakers and you didn’t think they were doing anything new over the last 30 years! 🙂