Should you choose to accept this mission…

Dear Donna Cavanagh,   I need a favor. Can you go to the big television store and pick up this big television for me? It’s on sale and there’s big savings to be had. Should […]

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Thirsty Dave and the black magic curse or something.

Nobody knows exactly how he does it but Thirsty Dave exudes an alcoholic glow that women find irresistible rather than irritable. It seems to matter not that he speaks in tongues, unknown to the sober. […]

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The Language of Learning.

I have an infinitesimal, Lilliputian, teensy-weensy vocabulary and culpability is not mine. When I was littler and I was learning words, there was just too many words to learn. Because of this, I became massively […]

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1678 Days and Four Days.

I forgot that it was 1678 days and four days since Jill Y and I became a couple and as punishment, I was to made watch a TV show called The Voice. Apart from documentaries […]

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What about the girl children, won’t somebody please think of the girl children?

I’m not very good at being serious but if you can bear with me for one moment while I attempt to make a serious point. My natural instinct is to say something stupid here but […]

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Take advantage of this sorry state of affairs.

I’m not going to lie and say that this happens every day but I was thinking. We’re all so busy and preoccupied with getting on with our busy lives that we’re not even bothering to […]

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At Risk

It’s not cool to be cruel boys and girls so be cool. When you’re about to make a joke about cancer, please, please, please do so with sensitivity for cancer is no laughing matter and […]

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Do not buy the licorice, it does not work.

Working is the same as not working except for not getting paid at the end of the month for doing stuff that you’re paid to do. In a one-off series that doesn’t even have the […]

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