Dear Donna Cavanagh,
I need a favor. Can you go to the big television store and pick up this big television for me? It’s on sale and there’s big savings to be had. Should you choose to accept this mission, I will be happy to split the savings with you. Please let me know if you’re in a position to help me out as I can’t see an offer like this lasting too long.
Please, please, please say yes.
Bill Y
I’ll be happy to get the ball rolling with a generous donation of $1.00! You can thank me later Bill Y! 😉
I think i need to thank you now Debbsie. Such generosity is not seen very often, these days.
That is so much less than $30,000. I’d do it. Except I only have the $2.
I have $29,999 so if Don Don’s agrees, I’ll be a happy dude.
I’ll have to save my entire income for the next 2.5 years, live on the streets, and beg for food, but if you can wait… 😉
So far, that’s the best offer I’ve had. Can we talk?
Bill Y, with my superhuman, Superwoman strength, which by the way I just found out I had when trying to lift the 88-inch tv, I would love to do this small favor for you and hand deliver it to you in Ireland. However, even with that amazing sale, I’m not sure I can fork over that cash. Let me empty my piggy bank and see! I’ll find a way Bill Y…I’ll find a way.
I know it’s a big favor Don Don’s but if any superhuman can do it, it’s you!
Mission: IMPROBABLE
Donna, under these circumstances, I recommend that you disavow all knowledge of Bill Y.
It’s not that easy Bill…Although international law is on my side, Bill Y doesn’t accept their authority. Go figure!
Bill Y has always been a law unto himself and I can’t really see that changing in the near or far future.
Don’t listen to Bill, Don Don’s. I can only assume that he has his sights set on that sale. Run, Don Don’s, run.