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Through some kind of magic or witchcraft or something, I’m able to show you a picture of our imaginary son, telling us not to worry and keeping the dog under control.
Parenting isn’t easy and any parent will tell you that. Our own situation is unusual in that our kids are imaginary. Through some kind of magic or witchcraft or something, I’m able to show you […]
Praying for an accident.
Jill Y and I had one of our hourly arguments. I said I was better than her and she begged to differ. The begging didn’t stop there either. She said she was a better person […]
Little Mike Has Garlic Fries
It all happened very quickly. We were in Burger King with Scurvy Jane and her nephew, Mike. He was drawing with some crayons when out of the blue, he shot us a serious look and […]
Who am I? I’m HandMuppet
I think I’ve missed my calling in life and will present the reasons by combining the following letters, words, sentences, paragraphs, and pictures, etc. I should have been a writer. I could have written stories […]
How to turn a horse into a horsedog in one easy step.
We’ll start by saying that this is not, not cruel but most fun things are. Step one: Show your son or daughter (in my case I’ll be using my imaginary son) a picture of a […]
When “days of the week” socks go wrong.
A smart man once said something I didn’t listen to. That smart man was me but I never listen to myself so there’s nothing new there. If the sound of my voice is half as […]
The logic of the small-minded person
I wouldn’t be a big fan of talking to people because you have to pretend that you’re listening to them and hopefully nod at the right moments and speak to them and not fall asleep. […]
I am the Bill Y
When I run for the bus, I don’t run, I walk. In my massively esteemed opinion, the bus should schedule around me. The reason for this? I am the Bill Y. This makes nothing but sense. […]