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How to turn a horse into a horsedog in one easy step.

We’ll start by saying that this is not, not cruel but most fun things are. Step one: Show your son or daughter (in my case I’ll be using my imaginary son) a picture of a chilled out moving horse. Here’s one we made earlier:

Horsey

For added evilness you might want to give the horse a name. This has the effect of making the horse real. Now here’s the really cool part: Distract the kid long enough to replace the horse with something else you prepared earlier, a la Horsedog:

horsedog

Next, allow the kid to look at the new picture and watch the mass confusion as he/she tries to figure out how the nice moving horsey has become a static horse dog. NB: Please note that some 5 year olds may cry as they just cannot seem to figure out what happened to the horsey. If this happens, tell him/her to shut up and grow up.


 

 

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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12 Responses to How to turn a horse into a horsedog in one easy step.

  1. February 24, 2014 at 12:22 pm

    Everyone be down on this. I dig it. Can it morph politicians and celebrities? Please put Trumps head on something.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 24, 2014 at 2:21 pm

      How do you think Trumpys’ hair turned out the way it did?

  2. February 24, 2014 at 11:21 am

    I agree with Mark that this is disturbing! I don’t think I want to play fetch with this animal.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 24, 2014 at 2:26 pm

      Well maybe this is why I don’t have a real son, nobody cares to mention that, eh! 😉

  3. Forrest Brakeman
    February 24, 2014 at 10:45 am

    I’m wondering what a small child did to you way back when . . .

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 24, 2014 at 2:27 pm

      Well if they had of bought me a pony, none of this would have happened!

  4. February 24, 2014 at 10:38 am

    You’re a sicko and I have a real appreciation for that.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 24, 2014 at 2:28 pm

      They don’t cal me Bill Y “Sicko” Ledden for nothing and thank you.

  5. February 24, 2014 at 7:33 am

    And here we go another nomination for Father of the Year! I am with Mark, this sort of creeps me out. HA HA

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 24, 2014 at 2:24 pm

      It’s like antibiotics. Far too much antibiotics are prescribed and the body becomes used to them and then they become useless. No imaginary son of mine is going to grow up full of antibiotics!

  6. February 24, 2014 at 2:33 am

    For some reason, I find that incredibly disturbing.

    Your work is done, here.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      February 24, 2014 at 2:19 pm

      Thanks so much.



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