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Friday Humor Devotional

June 10, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my huge misunderstanding of our Reverend’s sermon.  When he asked that we all reflect and slumber on the words he spoke I thought he meant immediately. I was wrong,  Amen.  …

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Friday Humor Devotional

June 4, 2016
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  (Yes, I know it’s not Friday but hey I’m getting old and forgetful) Dear Lord, please do not judge me for my rude behavior. When our pastor proclaimed that Jesus turned water into wine…

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 20, 2016
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Dear Lord, please give me the strength and restraint to not strangle my corporate husband for his temporary bout of insanity. He desperately wanted to go golfing with his college buddies, but had a very…

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 13, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my Uncle Marty’s misunderstanding of my instructions.  When I asked him to keep an eye on the kids while I went shopping he took it quite literally, Amen.      …

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 6, 2016
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Dear Lord, please remind me to be more specific when my children asked me what I want for Mother’s Day. I said I simply wanted a flower from each of them.  I guess I got…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 29, 2016
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Dear Lord, please if ever there was a time I needed your divine forgiveness it’s now.  I asked my flea market buddy to keep an eye on my elderly grandma while I used the restroom.…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 15, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for my thoughtless behavior and poor judgment at our 5-year-old daughter’s birthday party.  She’d started opening her gifts when my mother-law offered this sarcastic announcement, “Okay kids, before little Sally opens her…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 8, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my uncontrollable  laughter at our 80-year-old Grandpa Wilbert’s response to my kids’ innocent question.  When they came for a visit, little Kenny asked if he had seen Grandma’ Clara’s Jenga?  He…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 26, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for my repetitive face palming toward my dimwitted NASCAR buddy.  When I asked him if we could talk and have open discourse about the safety direction of the track, he…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 19, 2016
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Dear Lord, I know it’s been a while since I’ve asked for your forgiveness so please Bear with me. When I told my Deer wife Bee that she was the Cat’s meow I should have…

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