Dear Lord, please if ever there was a time I needed your divine forgiveness it’s now. I asked my flea market buddy to keep an eye on my elderly grandma while I used the restroom. When I returned she was gone. Being in such a rush I realized I’d forgotten to remove the “Free to Good Home” sign off the back of the chair she was sitting in. Keep the chair but please return Grandma, she left her teeth in the cup holder of my car. Amen.