Tag: friday humor devotional
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive our 5-year old daughter for using the seeds she found in her older brother’s room for a kindergarten project. She got an A+ and the teacher gave her $100 for the […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please let me win the Mega Millions Jackpot and I promise I’ll pay back all the cash I “borrowed” from Uncle Jerry’s bank accounts, mom’s wallet, the kid’s piggy banks, the company petty cash […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for crashing into someone’s new Jag parked in a Handicap Parking spot. The fact that this person did NOT have a handicap parking permit and that I crashed into their car […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I will not fart inside my car, I will not fart inside the bar, I will not fart at the dinner table, I hold it in when I am able, Amen. Happy Birthday Dr. […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please tell my new sports addicted boyfriend that yelling, “GO, GO, YES, YES, YeeeeES . . . TOUCH DOWN!” while we’re making out is NOT considered foreplay and will never get him laid, […]
A Special New Year’s Eve Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please do NOT let my New Year’s Eve blind date have any of the following: a beard better than mine, have four legs, less teeth than my one-year-old niece, smaller boobs than my […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Oh Dear Lord, please express line Pat Robertson to your kingdom in heaven so that he may be an eternal slave to those who’ve died from Alzheimer’s . . . oh, have him dress in drag […]