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Friday Humor Devotional

May 18, 2012
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Dear Lord, please thank my loan officer Guido.  He told me if I didn’t pay back the money I borrowed with interest he would take me to swim with the fishes.  I was so excited…

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 4, 2012
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Dear Lord, forgive me for my comment to the DMV worker when I asked how long it took to grow the exceptionally well maintained handle-bar mustache . . . she was not amused, Amen. Deb…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 27, 2012
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Dear Lord, please forgive our 5-year old daughter for using the seeds she found in her older brother’s room for a kindergarten project.  She got an A+ and the teacher gave her $100 for the…

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Friday Humor Devotional

March 30, 2012
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Dear Lord, please let me win the Mega Millions Jackpot and I promise I’ll pay back all the cash I “borrowed” from Uncle Jerry’s bank accounts, mom’s wallet, the kid’s piggy banks, the company petty cash…

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Friday Humor Devotional

March 9, 2012
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for crashing into someone’s new Jag parked in a Handicap Parking spot.   The fact that this person did NOT have a handicap parking permit and that I crashed into their car…

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Friday Humor Devotional

March 2, 2012
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Dear Lord, I will not fart inside my car, I will not fart inside the bar, I will not fart at the dinner table, I hold it in when I am able, Amen. Happy Birthday Dr.…

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Friday Humor Devotional

January 13, 2012
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Dear Lord, please tell my new sports addicted boyfriend that yelling, “GO, GO, YES, YES, YeeeeES . . . TOUCH DOWN!” while we’re making out is NOT considered foreplay and will never get him laid,…

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A Special New Year’s Eve Humor Devotional

December 31, 2011
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Dear Lord, please do NOT let my New Year’s Eve blind date have any of the following: a beard better than mine, have four legs, less teeth than my one-year-old niece, smaller boobs than my…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 16, 2011
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Oh Dear Lord,  please express line Pat Robertson to your kingdom in heaven so that he may be an eternal slave to those who’ve died from Alzheimer’s  . . . oh, have him dress in drag…

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