Tag: friday humor devotional
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive the nonsensical ramblings of Clint Eastwood. Personally, I thought his RNC speech was an excellent example of the GOP. A past co-star, Clyde the orangutan from Every Which Way But Loose refused comment stating […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help us refrain from strangling our cat. Just once we’d like to go into our master bathroom and not find her licking our toothbrushes. It’s not the licking that bothers us – it’s […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me to understand why it is as soon as we invite friends over for dinner our cat who is always constipated decides it’s the perfect time to take a monumental litter […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please tell grandmom I’m really, really sorry for putting super glue in grandpop’s denture adhesive. He still can’t talk too good, but grandmom gave me $50 thanking me for the best three days of peace […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please let a catastrophic telecommunication malfunction occur when dad asks us how to download the “Pull My Finger and Mega-Burp” apps to the new smart phone we gave him for Father’s Day, Amen. Happy […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s a sin to bitch slap a 3-year-old when they point at me on the beach wearing my black and white bathing suit and yell, “Look, mommy, look . . […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please thank my loan officer Guido. He told me if I didn’t pay back the money I borrowed with interest he would take me to swim with the fishes. I was so excited […]