Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump, […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me to explain to my extreme couponing addicted wife that there is NEVER, EVER a reason to buy econo-sized Jock Itch Powder, Yeast Infection Cream or Hemorrhoid Suppositories just because she’s […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please smite me with thy horrid and vengeful fury if I EVER and I mean ever utter the phrase to my husband, “Honey, you really look good in those Meggins”, Amen. http://nation.foxnews.com/meggins/2012/12/12/men-tights-how-meggings-are-taking-fashion-storm […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please thank my cheapskate boss for his thoughtful Christmas gift. If I’m ever held captive in a Turkish prison the shitty dollar store aftershave he gave me will keep the rats out of my […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific cultural blunder. I joyfully wished my British relatives a Happy Gobble-Gobble Day. After their fit of hysterical laugher they explained that I had just wished them to […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my recent blunder. When our boss said we could celebrate Halloween and wear costumes to work, I high-fived her on creating such a sleazy hooker costume. She said she […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give the highest praise to the brave Istanbul rescue workers that unknowingly saved a drowning blow-up sex doll from an untimely demise. The fact that it took them 5-hours of heavy CPR breathing […]