Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please let my two teenage daughters know that giving me a front row seat at a Justin Bieber concert or a gift certificate for a free mani-pedi will never, ever, EVER be an […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind my wife not to annoy me while I’m watching NCIS. “Can you kill the huge spider in the bath tub, I can’t reach the peaches on the top shelf can you get them for me […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for sucker punching my husband at the dinner table. When I asked how he spent his day off, I thought he said he’d spent hours online looking at porn shops, […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the talent to act surprised when my husband and kids bring me breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day with a menu of extra cheese omelet, strawberry yogurt […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for the wretched things I say about my dear mother behind her back. Why, oh why, in the world would she name me Eatan after marrying my dad whose last […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my sin. I replaced my husband’s blue glide-on deodorant with our daughter’s blue glue stick because he forgot my birthday. The fact that he was wearing the $200 silk […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me stop my husband from calling the Antiques Road Show and explain to him that the old motorized breast pump he found in the attic is not an antique sex toy, […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind my helpful but absentminded husband that he must first boil the 8-dozen eggs before dyeing and hiding them for the church’s Easter Egg Hunt, Amen. This Friday Humor Devotional was sponsored […]