Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my caffeine deprived British husband for his brief lapse in judgment when he pulled over and asked an overweight South Carolina Sheriff, “Excuse me, and don’t take this the wrong way, […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please explain to my late-night-chili-eating husband that it’s never ever a good idea to shake me wake at 3:00 AM just to tell me he dreamt he was married to Jennifer Lopez, lived […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for humiliating the poor Philadelphia tourist who walked up to me at our hotel and asked, “Are you the lady who wrote that book, Love, Montana?” To which I replied, […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my ignorance. I just saw a commercial on the Discovery Channel for a new series about a redneck moonshiner named Tickle whose claim to fame is sleeping and being drunk throughout […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my well-meaning husband for interrupting (via call waiting) a very important phone conversation with Donna to ask me if I needed anything from Tractor Supply. As much as I appreciate his […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my hayseed farmer husband for embarrassing me at a recent lunch with my city boss, when he was kind enough to invite him along. When he displayed an interest in visiting our […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please let my two teenage daughters know that giving me a front row seat at a Justin Bieber concert or a gift certificate for a free mani-pedi will never, ever, EVER be an […]