Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my Secret Santa blunder. When the church flyer stated that the gift should be suitable for adults I misunderstood. Tell Sister Mary Frances I really love the hot chocolate […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my lack of judgment when I sent my diabetic friend home with all of the leftover pies, cookies and cakes from Thanksgiving dinner. She said she would call me […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please thank my law office co-worker for catching an auto correction typo in my closing argument or I would have read the following statement, “Your Honor as my client’s counsel I would like […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive me for my bad behavior. When my brother’s obnoxious girlfriend bragged about how beautiful her new Celtic tattoo was I couldn’t resist telling her it […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me one good reason not to slap my redneck hunter husband. When I told him I wanted an alfresco candlelit Surf and Turf anniversary dinner I didn’t expect to be […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my memory lapse and total lack of respect for our Halloween Shop’s policy that everyone MUST dress in costume on October 31st. When my micro-managing boss asked why I didn’t wear […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me the knowledge and the insight to answer my 7-year-old grandson’s question. “If Andy, Barney and Opie live in Mayberry and cousin Clyde lives in Lewisberry . . . who lives […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my not-so-smart hormone driven high school son when his sexy blond home room teacher announced she’d be prepping them for her S.A.T. His response, “She’s already got a […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me get out of this mess. My girlfriend said her best friend’s boyfriend gave her sexy Spanx for her birthday. I guess I didn’t understand that she meant fashion wear. […]