Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me to get out of the proverbial dog house for upsetting my wife. After an unfortunate eyebrow waxing incident I told her she looked fine. However, as she left for work […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and wisdom to explain to my alternative medicine, natural healing enthusiast wife that switching my jock itch powder with a holistic remedy of baking soda, crushed cloves and […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me and give me the ability to remember Fridays. It comes after Thursday and before Saturday, hence the reason my Friday Humor Devotional is being posted on Sunday, which also means […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my penny-pinching husband the absurdity of his thinking. When I told him our dishwasher died, his solution was to put the dirty dishes into our washer with our […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my total outrage toward my CDL (Commercial Diver License) OTR (Over The Road) 18-wheeler driving, away-from-home-for-weeks-at-a-time husband, when he told me he’d signed up for the company’s free STD insurance. How […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific Valentine’s Day debacle. When I pledged to my loving wife I’d give her my heart, she was so overjoyed she said she’d give me her heart […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my wicked ways. When I told a group of Girl Scouts that Jesus wanted them to give me free Thin Mints as part of a new merit badge called, […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive our 3-year-old grandson’s snowy entrepreneurial mistake. When he asked if we wanted to buy his lemon snow cones from his winter lemonade stand we didn’t realize our dogs were his silent […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind our granddaughter’s lovely teenage friend who graciously offered to make us pizza for dinner. When the directions say remove the plastic from the frozen pizza then place in oven, it means […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my inebriated antics at our company Christmas party. I put on the Christmas stockings I bought for my kids claiming they were the latest holiday footwear then lied to […]