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Friday Humor Devotional

December 13, 2013
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Gives a whole new meaning to trimming the tree.

Gives a whole new meaning to trimming the tree.

Dear Lord, give me the patience not to put my 5-year old son up for adoption this holiday season. It seems decorating the tree with his dad’s shaving cream is what’s trending this year, Amen.

 

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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8 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. Forrest Brakeman
    December 14, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    I wish I had college tuition money for every time I uttered that prayer!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      December 16, 2013 at 7:54 am

      Yes there are times that prayer should be profitable!

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    December 13, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    Actually, that sounds like a cool way to put “snow” on a tree!

    Expensive, but cool.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      December 16, 2013 at 7:56 am

      The shaving cream was okay Kathy, but it was spritzing the tree with Old Spice that pissed me off! LOL

  3. Peter Webster
    December 13, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Great just BLOODY Great, now I’m here with half a beard and NO shaving cream, the wife left her mobile phone at home. She can go straight back out and get me a can.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      December 13, 2013 at 4:31 pm

      This looks like a lose-lose situation. You have half a beard and not the other half!

      • Deb Martin-Webster
        December 16, 2013 at 7:59 am

        Bill don’t encourage him, lol!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      December 16, 2013 at 7:58 am

      Sorry Pete, but I did remember to pick up a can of whipped cream. You can eat pudding and shave at the same time.



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