Unicorn Bites 12/22/13
A whale can ejaculate 38 pints of semen. Next time you have bad day, remember it was some scuba diver’s job to collect and measure orca jizz — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 22, […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind my helpful but absentminded husband that he must first boil the 8-dozen eggs before dyeing and hiding them for the church’s Easter Egg Hunt, Amen. This Friday Humor Devotional was sponsored […]