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9 Unique cures for life’s most constipating moments

November 7, 2016November 7, 2016 Molly Stevens

I took a break from Netflix one evening to tune into network television. The show I was watching stunk but I noticed a plethora of commercials advertising products claiming to treat constipation. This led my mind into the latrine […]

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The REAL Difference Between Men and Women: A Comedy of Airs

March 15, 2015March 15, 2015 Theresa Wiza

Everybody knows that men have penises and women have vaginas, but a lot of misinformation is floating around about the difference between the two sexes. For instance, some stereotyping individuals claim that women love to […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleconstipation, gas, real difference between men and women

Friday Humor Devotional

July 20, 2012July 20, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please help me to understand why it is as soon as we invite friends over for dinner our cat who is always constipated decides it’s the perfect time to take a monumental litter […]

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The Humorous Side of Diarrhea

August 19, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Okay, I know what you’re thinking, diarrhea?  How can there ever be a humorous side to this, pardon the pun, shitty condition.  Let me explain.  As human beings we have two types of bowel issues.  […]

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16 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyle, Politicsconstipation, diarrhea, exlax, political debate, Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann

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