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Schrodinger’s Gas

July 26, 2022 Paul De Lancey

A bit of gas from the stomach leaves the body through the mouth as a belch. A pocket of gas in the intestines exits the body via the butt as a fart. There must be […]

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The Perfect “Friend Couple”

November 12, 2015November 12, 2015 Donna Cavanagh

Two commercials aired back-to-back. The first featured a couple talking in bed about their new KY Jelly product that enhances sensations and takes their sex life to new heights. The second featured a couple in […]

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5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycouples, Donna Cavanagh, friends, gas, humor, humoroutcasts, KY Jelly, TV commercials

The REAL Difference Between Men and Women: A Comedy of Airs

March 15, 2015March 15, 2015 Theresa Wiza

Everybody knows that men have penises and women have vaginas, but a lot of misinformation is floating around about the difference between the two sexes. For instance, some stereotyping individuals claim that women love to […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleconstipation, gas, real difference between men and women

Close Call

May 2, 2014May 2, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

Oregon is one of two states where you can’t pump your own gas. When you pull into the station, an attendant asks how much gas you want, takes your card, and then pumps your fuel. […]

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Clearing the Air

October 24, 2013October 25, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Are you a fan of Brussel sprouts but find that they are not a fan of you? Does the phrase “cut the cheese” mean something to you besides obtaining a slice of warm brie with […]

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An Empowered Thought

June 24, 2013 Lisa Newlin

Whenever I have a full tank of gas, I feel like I can do anything.   In this case, anything = driving 400 miles without needing gas.   Totally.  Empowered.

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Three Steps off the Porch into Hell

September 30, 2011January 3, 2012 Peter Webster

A few weeks ago while I was sitting on my porch I started pondering the content of the GOP debates on the local and national news stations. These debates have helped me to form a theory on politics. If you […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Politics, Words to Think Uponadministration, Clinton, commodities, food, fuel, gas, GOP debate, GOP rumor mill, President, vote

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