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An Empowered Thought

June 24, 2013 Lisa Newlin

Whenever I have a full tank of gas, I feel like I can do anything.   In this case, anything = driving 400 miles without needing gas.   Totally.  Empowered.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayempower, empowering, Energy, engine, fuel, full gas, gas, gas tank, oil, positive, Positive thinking, uplifting

Three Steps off the Porch into Hell

September 30, 2011January 3, 2012 Peter Webster

A few weeks ago while I was sitting on my porch I started pondering the content of the GOP debates on the local and national news stations. These debates have helped me to form a theory on politics. If you […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Politics, Words to Think Uponadministration, Clinton, commodities, food, fuel, gas, GOP debate, GOP rumor mill, President, vote

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