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An Empowered Thought

June 24, 2013 Lisa Newlin

Whenever I have a full tank of gas, I feel like I can do anything.   In this case, anything = driving 400 miles without needing gas.   Totally.  Empowered.

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Three Steps off the Porch into Hell

September 30, 2011January 3, 2012 Peter Webster

A few weeks ago while I was sitting on my porch I started pondering the content of the GOP debates on the local and national news stations. These debates have helped me to form a theory on politics. If you […]

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