Restrooms in a Muncie, Indiana Walmart have been shut down because an employee discovered an active Meth lab inside. It seems the one and only observant Walmart employee found the illicit drug lab after he saw suspicious looking customers enter the bathroom. (This guy should become CEO as he can tell the difference between suspicious drug dealing Walmart shoppers and regular Walmart shoppers.) He then notified store management who notified the police who then shut down the restrooms.
What can we learn from this Walmart story?
1.We know why some Walmarts are considered Supercenters.
2. We know how Walmart finds its pharmacists
3. If Walmart can make Meth in the bathrooms in the winter, customers will want them to grow weed in the garden centers in the spring.
and finally,
It’s probably best if the Meth lab bathrooms are on the opposite side of the store from the gun department.
Have you noticed it’s easier to get meth than antibiotics for a sore throat?
Walter White would be pissed! 😉
I’m glad that you’re taking Walmart to a higher level Don Don’s. I’m bringing manners back. It’s not going to be easy but I’m going to try anyway!
I want to know what that employee noticed about the ‘suspicious drug-dealing walmart shoppers’ that set them apart. I think we should all be let in on the secret. It may be important . . .
Bwahahaha! Well, I hope this also means they’ll be breaking bad customer service.
You find the most outrageously interesting, quirky news items. I love your continuing series of “news of the weird.”
I attract weird Bill. How do you think I got HO???? Nah, no one here is weird…no one at all.
Price-leader them in with that sweet Walmart Meth and direct em to the higher priced organic veggies. Brilliant.
See Thomas, once again you know the marketing strategy companies would kill for.
It’s not outside the realm of possiblity that everything need to make that bathroom meth was purchased at Wal-Mart . . .
Such a good point Kari Lynn. I am thinking pretty much everything!
they probably looked suspicious because they weren’t dressed like the normal people of Walmart…
And I used the word normal fairly liberally…
Between the guns and the booze and the meth, it’s just another day in the high desert of Southern California.
What the hell goes on in LA Forrest. I might have to take a trip and investigate!
I think it came about because somebody misunderstood the command to clean the mess (meth) in the lavatory (laboratory). 😉
That is sort of plausible Theresa!
Walmart:
Raising the bar on one-stop shopping.
Something for everyone on your gift list.
I know right? When you don’t know what to get that odd relative!