Bad Advice Friday +1, 5-27-17
Oh my gosh. It’s Saturday already. I missed getting the advice on Friday. My excuses are: 1) Work took longer than expected. 2) I was helping a friend. 3) I dislocated my shoulder. (It popped […]
Tag: terrorists
Making Fun Of Terrorists (And Other Bad Ideas)
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I made a promise that I would attempt to go back to humor when I wrote my September 11th column. The reasoning: This is a humor column. Still, it’s […]
Unicorn Bites 5/2/14
My wife’s disappointed sighs are so loud I can hear them through this text message. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 2, 2014 3-year-old daughter: Why do you sound like a boy? Me: Because I am […]
Unicorn Bites 2/4/14
A student was injured when her iPhone started on fire. Apple pointed out the burns were more stylish than those caused by Android devices. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 4, 2014 I thought a beard […]
Friend Posts Nothing On Facebook About 9/11, Shows Himself to be Horrible Human Being
The twelfth anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon came Wednesday, and Bill Anderson’s Facebook friend, we’ll call him “Hussein” for his own safety, did not post any remembrances or tributes […]