KIM DAVIS TO JAIL, KENTUCKY TO HELL IN HANDBASKET
Rowan County Clerk, Kim Davis, who refused to issue same-sex marriage licenses gets sent to the pokey. The thrice divorced clerk’s orange jumpsuit perfectly matches John Boehner’s complexion. She is still getting paid while serving time in jail mainly by looking very much like Kathy Bates from the Stephen King movie Misery..
In the meantime, possibly in response to the jailing of Davis, events are happening all over Kentucky that some might describe as suspicious. In Bowling Green, Kentucky, a hole opened up at the Corvette Museum swallowing many Corvettes. A few of the Corvettes may have fallen all the way to Hell. We were able to obtain the below video showing the Corvettes that survived the hell drop. Listen closely and you’ll hear the sounds of hell emerging from the giant ravine:
Sinkholes are scary and don’t be surprised if they don’t start showing up all over Kentucky but a firenado is scarier and yesterday, after the jailing, Kentucky bourbon maker Jim Beam, apparently so distraught that good Christian people couldn’t rightfully discriminate on marriage licenses dumped 800,000 gallons of whiskey into the lake. Combine that with the gods being a little angry and you’ll get yourself a good old Kentucky firenado. Matt Simpson with the Weather Channel describes. Take a look:
Also, in Kentucky a 100-year-old bridge, probably bigoted and said to be in solidarity with Clerk Davis, imploded, took it’s own life and fell into the river. The bridge was said to be concerned that one day a married same-sex couple might wish to cross it. Here is video of the bridge with strong convictions:
It becomes painfully obvious. Lots of Kentucky strange happenings after the jailing. Coincidence? You decide.