If I ever develop as a mature, adult person and grow some principles, there’s one thing I will miss and that one thing is freedom. My way of doing things depends on not caring, not giving a damn and embracing Bon Jovi hatred with every hand I have. If I ever develop as a mature, adult person and grow some principles, I’m afraid that I’ll lose the freedom to offend without fear of retaliation. With that in mind, now might be the time to speak about Will Smith.
I’m not Will Smith but If I was, I would stop making movies; go back to Bel-Air; come back from Bel-Air; plead with my family to stop making movies and go back to Bel-Air. Will Smith is producing a remake of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. If I was Will Smith, I would definitely, definitely, definitely remake the show without any of my family in the cast. If I was Will Smith, I would ruin next years highly anticipated Suicide Squad movie although the principal casting directors are Lindsay and Mary. Here’s a picture of Will Smith with something he actually said, maybe.
That’d be a nice outcome indeed.
That’s the day Bill Y buys a lottery ticket.
Will Smith quit, or won’t he?
I’m not a voilent dude by any means but a Smith & Wesson comes to mind and not in the good way either.