We need to things that make us happy. Someone playing a piano makes us happy. Seeing Santa Claus makes us happy. Thus, seeing Santa Claus playing piano makes us very happy. Not only that we want to know that Father Christmas will be happy enough to fly all around the world next Christmas Eve, bringing presents to each and everyone of us. His presents make us very happy. So, we should all see Santa play piano all next week at the Stardust Ballroom in Paducah, Kentucky. Besides, he plays quite well.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.