I misread the following news title today:
“Earth Has Tilted 31.5 Inches. That Shouldn’t Happen.”
– Popular Mechanics, July 13, 2023
I really thought for an instant that the sentence went as below. I was quite worried for a bit. Wouldn’t climates and weather patterns be affected Alaska could become the new North Pole. The new one, Alaska, would never melt from global warming. Santa Claus wouldn’t have to worry about his workshop falling into the ocean. Besides, Santa would become American. USA! USA!
Misread title #2
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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