Tampering World Champion
When I was littler, my cousin and I used to tamper with an old bike that was in our neighbor’s back garden. It was an old motorbike from the 40’s and in our imagination, it […]
Tag: Bon Jovi hatred
I’d rather hear a bagpipe playing cat with emphysema than the sound of Bon Jovi.
I’m just about to start a sales business. I will be selling Bon Jovi insults so if you know anybody who needs one, please let me know. As is the norm in any insults business, […]
The incarceration of Little Laura Linders and why she should have become a Tom Waits fan instead of a Justin Bieber fan.
Little Laura Linders, idolized iconic idols immensely. Her specialist chosen subject was Justin Bieber and she wouldn’t hear a bad word said about her. An engaging girl, if you told her that the Bieber sounded […]
Zachary is not taking drugs with his friends.
Zachary is 19 years of age. Like all people who are 19 years of age, he’s one year away from his 20th birthday but that all seems like a year away, at this particular juncture […]
Maybe your leg will grow back!
I’ve never been called a genius but that’s only because the people in my world, wouldn’t know genius if it went up to them, wearing a ‘I am a genius’ t-shirt and gave their email […]
Sugartastic Daddy John and the fictitous book of mass confusion.
Sugartastic Daddy John has an IQ, the size of my deep-rooted hatred for Bon Jovi and that’s no small thing at all. That doesn’t mean we don’t like to massively confuse him from time to […]
Thirsty Dave and the deadly musical instrument
In my ongoing attempt to remove the so-called music of Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness, I arranged to meet up with some like-minded musicians to record a song that wouldn’t raise awareness for […]
The brutally frank confession of Rian, 28.
I’ve never heard a complete Bon Jovi song. That’s because there is no such thing as a complete Bon Jovi song and it’s also because I have a rare condition that will accidentally cause me […]
Paint problems don’t get nearly as much coverage as they deserve but just like Nuns and Clowns, they do exist.
Einstein proved that the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside the average genius is expanding at the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside my head, ipso facto – I’m an average genius. It took me […]