Sugartastic Daddy John has an IQ, the size of my deep-rooted hatred for Bon Jovi and that’s no small thing at all. That doesn’t mean we don’t like to massively confuse him from time to time. He’s an analytical type of guy who claims to understand how magnets work although we seriously doubt if that’s the case. He likes reading fiction so Jill Y handed him the greatest piece of fiction ever written. He immediately started reading it but his logical mind is having serious issues, trying to make any sense of it:
