I’d rather hear a bagpipe playing cat with emphysema than the sound of Bon Jovi.

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I’m just about to start a sales business. I will be selling Bon Jovi insults so if you know anybody who needs one, please let me know. As is the norm in any insults business, it’s important to have a presence on the web and I’m in the process of buying the domain ‘thesoundofbonjovimakesmesick.com’. I’ll also be using eBay because it seems like a trustworthy way of doing business, sometimes:

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6 thoughts on “I’d rather hear a bagpipe playing cat with emphysema than the sound of Bon Jovi.”

  1. Howard Stern doesn’t like Bon Jovi, either, or at least he didn’t when I used to listen to him. I just thought I’d bring that up, for what it’s worth.

    1. BTW, please don’t insult the music-making abilities of cats. My cat doesn’t play the bagpipes, but she thinks she can sing like Beverly Sills. The poor kitty is wrong, of course, but I like to encourage her because she needs to have SOMETHING to make her feel good about herself.

      1. A tortured son of a mother such as my single-minded self, needs to constantly find words to describe the so-called music of Bon Jovi. I like the bagpipe playing cat with emphysema image. It conjures up an image of a bagpipe playing cat with emphysema but of course you’re right, nobody should insult the music-making abilities of cats after all cats are people too.

    2. Howard stern is obviously a man of impeccable taste and standards. I’d like to have a beer with him and trade Bon Jovi insults. By the way, when the revolution comes, Bon Jovi insults will be the new currency and Bill Y will not be poor anymore!

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