Unicorn Bites 3/28/14
Things women do when they play hard to get: 1) block your phone number 2) move 3) marry someone else Don’t give up on her, bro. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 28, 2014 Me: Where […]
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The Dark Side of Lucy Ricardo
I enjoyed a recent Post by Parade.com columnist Dr. Nancy Berk entitled I Love Lucy and the Family Legacy of Nostalgic TV. I want to state for the record that I love I Love Lucy. […]
The Internet: Sucked Into Stalking An Ex
Do you ever get shop-vacced into an abyss where anything is possible, nothing ever happens, and time has no meaning? I do. It started twelve minutes after I got my first computer. I am a woman of indefatigable online searches. In the throes of […]
It was one of those controlling cults all along
There’s no better feeling than that feeling you feel when you feel all the hard work paying off. For many years, I’ve been conducting secret experiments into why people like Bon Jovi. Up until now, […]