Jill Y and the shoes of attitude

There’s growing suspicion at It’s good to mock HQ, that beer circulates through Thirsty Dave’s body, instead of blood. Scurvy Jane has a growing paranoia that Bon Jovi are secretly teaching young bands how to write mediocre, mundane music in the same mould as their own mediocre, mundane music and although we wouldn’t be the most religious of collectives, we pray that this is not true. Sugartastic Daddy John has 67 wives at the moment and that number is growing by the week. Jill Y has a room full of 6,688 shoes and the word on the street is that the number of rooms she needs will be growing from one to two, very shortly. Yes folks, the world is a constantly growing place although there is one thing that just refuses to grow simply because it can’t grow any more. I forgot Jill Y’s birthday and her disgust with me cannot grow more because she despises me to the max already. Like everything else she does, she lets her shoes do the talking: