I witnessed the vilest, inhumane, indefensible act of greed when George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. I was there when the Barman cruelly tried to convince Thirsty Dave that Sunday was “No Beer Day” and watched as he made my best friend cry tears of fear. I heard the sound of Bon Jovi while trapped in an elevator for 17 seconds. These things have irreparably scarred me but nothing can come close to the abhorrent, repugnant, antagonistic act of kissing someone else when you’ve just been proposed to:
How degrading! That woman’s just a witch! How can she do that to someone that once claimed to care about?
I’m glad you understand the gravity of the situation Mama. Some people just think it’s a joke!
Well, I haven’t seen the guy’s face, but it would be very tough to turn down that seal. How cute is that? HA HA!
Now I would call that a dolphin rather than a seal but what the hell do I know about stuff?
Are you sure because it looks like it has whiskers? Oh well, maybe a hairy dolphin then
I don’t know. I just can’t imagine a seal asking for her hand in marriage. A dolphin asking her to marry him is one thing but would a seal do that?
what’s the matter with seals? They are equally as cute! But I think it is a dolphin as I look closer!
Am I actually right about this? What a strange feeling this is!