Star Wars Ongoing Soap Opera

Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that the latest installment of the Star Wars, Rogue One, be made into a mega-franchise musical hoping to continue Disney’s legacy of hit […]
The independent expose website Wakileaks (Yes, it is spelled correctly) has gotten hold of the original contractual agreement the Disney Corporation demanded that Director Abrams agree to before filming the new, highly anticipated and already […]
Me: Do you think Luke Skywalker is hot? Wife: No, he’s lukewarm. M: W: M: W: M: W: If you tweet that I said that, I’ll kill you. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2014 […]
I have this massively inflated opinion of myself. In my head, I’m the ruler of 17 Eastern European countries, I print my own money and am never wrong. In reality, I am only the ruler […]