Star Wars Ongoing Soap Opera
Tag: Luke Skywalker
Surprise! Latest Star Wars Movie Is Actually A Musical! OH, NOOOOOOO!
Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that the latest installment of the Star Wars, Rogue One, be made into a mega-franchise musical hoping to continue Disney’s legacy of hit […]
What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney’s Scrutiny.
The independent expose website Wakileaks (Yes, it is spelled correctly) has gotten hold of the original contractual agreement the Disney Corporation demanded that Director Abrams agree to before filming the new, highly anticipated and already […]
Unicorn Bites 3/27/14
Me: Do you think Luke Skywalker is hot? Wife: No, he’s lukewarm. M: W: M: W: M: W: If you tweet that I said that, I’ll kill you. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2014 […]
No Actors were used in the filming of this.
I have this massively inflated opinion of myself. In my head, I’m the ruler of 17 Eastern European countries, I print my own money and am never wrong. In reality, I am only the ruler […]