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March 25, 2025 Paul Lander

Contain Yourself Texas, Arkansas and Florida Texas wildfire evacs Arkansas, Florida, too. Quick airdrop in rakes.

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Haiku: The Big 5-0 For SNL

February 26, 2025 Paul Lander

The Big 5-0 For SNL SNL 50. SNAARPL Much much more like it.

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I Guess Ambassador to Israel Was Taken Trump names Mel Gibson Special Hollywood envoy Next Gaetz to Girl Scouts

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Haiku: You Don’t Have To Be A Weatherman

January 15, 2025 Paul Lander

You Don’t Have To Be A Weatherman L.A fires gusting Texas frozen. Climate change? Nah, climate deranged!

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Haiku: You’re Hired, You’re Fired

December 10, 2024 Paul Lander

You’re hired, You’re Fired. Gaetz gone as AG Next, Trump to name Octomom Labor Head Honcho.

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Haiku: Rolex? More Like A Trollex…

October 8, 2024 Paul Lander

Rolex? More Like A Trollex… Trump selling watches 100 hundred grand? I’ll take a: Jimmy Cartier.

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Haiku: Liz in Kamala Biz

September 14, 2024 Paul Lander

Haiku: Liz in Kamala Biz Liz 4 Kamala While dad Dick Cheney to take: JD Vance hunting.

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Haiku: Phil Donahue is Goneahue. RIP

September 4, 2024 Paul Lander

RIP Phil Donahue Phil Donahue gone. Marlo Thomas now single. Page Pete Davidson.

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Haiku: Worming His Way Out

August 27, 2024 Paul Lander

Worming His Way Out RFK Jr Out of Presidential race, So, unbearable.

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Haiku: How Hot Is It?

July 30, 2024 Paul Lander

How Hot Is It? It is so damn hot I’m blasting AC/DC Just for the AC.

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