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Haiku: Tom Lehrer, Not Allan Sherman RIP

July 31, 2025July 31, 2025 Paul Lander

Tom Lehrer, Not Allan Sherman RIP Hello, mudda… oops. Wrong songster. Now rest easy, Mister Tom Lehrer.

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Haiku: Faster Than A Spinning Dreidel, David Corenswet, First Jewish Actor to play Man Of Steel

July 14, 2025July 14, 2025 Paul Lander

Faster Than A Spinning Dreidel, David Corenswet, First Jewish Actor to play Man Of Steel Jewish Superman? X-ray vision? Nah. Just those Jewish space lasers.

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Haiku: Boeing For No Dollars

June 4, 2025June 4, 2025 Paul Lander

Boeing For No Dollars Qatar might not bid, g’day to flying bidet It’s Trump’s Air Farce One.

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Haiku: Contain yourself Texas, Arkansas and Florida

March 25, 2025 Paul Lander

Contain Yourself Texas, Arkansas and Florida Texas wildfire evacs Arkansas, Florida, too. Quick airdrop in rakes.

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Haiku: The Big 5-0 For SNL

February 26, 2025 Paul Lander

The Big 5-0 For SNL SNL 50. SNAARPL Much much more like it.

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Haiku: I Guess Ambassador to Israel Was Taken

January 29, 2025 Paul Lander

I Guess Ambassador to Israel Was Taken Trump names Mel Gibson Special Hollywood envoy Next Gaetz to Girl Scouts

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Haiku: You Don’t Have To Be A Weatherman

January 15, 2025 Paul Lander

You Don’t Have To Be A Weatherman L.A fires gusting Texas frozen. Climate change? Nah, climate deranged!

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Haiku: You’re Hired, You’re Fired

December 10, 2024 Paul Lander

You’re hired, You’re Fired. Gaetz gone as AG Next, Trump to name Octomom Labor Head Honcho.

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Haiku: Rolex? More Like A Trollex…

October 8, 2024 Paul Lander

Rolex? More Like A Trollex… Trump selling watches 100 hundred grand? I’ll take a: Jimmy Cartier.

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Haiku: Liz in Kamala Biz

September 14, 2024 Paul Lander

Haiku: Liz in Kamala Biz Liz 4 Kamala While dad Dick Cheney to take: JD Vance hunting.

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