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Boeing For No Dollars Qatar might not bid, g’day to flying bidet It’s Trump’s Air Farce One.

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The Big 5-0 For SNL SNL 50. SNAARPL Much much more like it.

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You Don’t Have To Be A Weatherman L.A fires gusting Texas frozen. Climate change? Nah, climate deranged!

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Haiku: You’re Hired, You’re Fired

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Haiku: Rolex? More Like A Trollex…

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Rolex? More Like A Trollex… Trump selling watches 100 hundred grand? I’ll take a: Jimmy Cartier.

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September 14, 2024 Paul Lander

Haiku: Liz in Kamala Biz Liz 4 Kamala While dad Dick Cheney to take: JD Vance hunting.

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Haiku: Phil Donahue is Goneahue. RIP

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Haiku: Worming His Way Out

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Worming His Way Out RFK Jr Out of Presidential race, So, unbearable.

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